The weird erotica
With sex toys of judaica
Fucking to the sound of the pianola
The weird erotica
In a weird way tells the love
A thing you cannot get rid of
A twisted Jack of all trades
Provides the shade
To the electronic Scheherazade
People with too much hair
Beelining in the lair
Last one with mal de mer
Faster spinning top
Pianola joined by a reed stop
So fast people miss the whistle stop
Oh it’s fun, it’s fun, it’s fun
Till the hand with the zip gun
Holds a machine gun
